1. "I know a guy who loves chemicals SO much….he might as well be Walter White."
    — Paul F. Tompkins on Paul Rust (who loves chemicals so much hemightaswellbeWalterWhiteoverhere)

    (Source: takelotswithalcohol, via earwolf)

  2. boesed:


    Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

    ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

    (Source: warbyparker, via disco1997)


  3. heart:

    when something is stuck in your eye in public


    (via versacefame)


  5. sexaulity:



    intelligence is such a turn on

    so is a huge co*ck

    why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

    (Source: j6, via iknowluffybro)


  6. slow-riot:

    This is the endgame

  8. memetriarchy:



    this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

    Oppdate: I gangnam

    (via avant-sad)

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  10. rammarcio:

    this person is replying to their own text message

    (Source: g-odd-ess, via versaceprolapses)